If only it was true

[R@nt In~E~Minor]

Books We'd Like to See for Little Kids

- "You Were an Accident"
- "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
- "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
- "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
- "How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"
- "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
- "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
- "Katie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
- "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of
North America Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
- "All Dogs Go to Hell"
- "The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
- "When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
- "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
- "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
- "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
- "Bi-Curious George"
- "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
- "Mister Policeman Plays With His Service Revolver"
- "You Are Different and That's Bad"

[Sniffer]

this is supposed to be humorous?

[Virgo]

*sigh Rant...you brought it all back to me...
I was the result of the broken condom...
where can I order?

[Blanca]

I think its funny as hell....this must be the reason Rant and I have no children..*LMAO*

[2CUTE]

*giggles* I thought they were pretty damn funny too!